by Maryanna Gabriel
...., but underneath the beige uniformity (inside and out, I might add) there lurked a darkness of formidable magnitude. It took the form of The Committee and little did I understand what was coming.
One Sunday, yes, Sunday, they arrived at 9:00 in the morning on the dot, with shears in hand. The Committee went after the shrubberies out front.
In my nightgown I watched in horror. "Watch out for the Dahlias!" I cried.
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Taking steps to protect my secret garden. |
Word got out about my secret garden and, in fear, I stopped inviting people over. You see, deep down, I was not a beige person. Independent thinking was not welcome. People began to stare.
A trusted friend who came often for tea loved my palm. She told The Committee about it and demanded one for herself.
Alarmed by this turn of events, I drove an hour to a Windmill Palm Breeder, a difficult accomplishment, thinking this would put an end to such protracted envy and gave one to her. My friend placed it in a pot on the remaining dirt the committee had left by her door knowing putting her new palm in the ground would endanger it.
Maybe now, I thought, all would be put to rest and Windmill Palm and I could live forever ever after in peace. But no. One chlorophyll sacrifice was not enough.