By Maryanna Gabriel
The semester is nearing the finish line and I am surfacing. The furniture has been relieved of an inch of dust and I am just now getting to the sodden mass of leaves outside. The crazy raccoon I keep talking about has been carefully digging around the steps to the front door and I can barely walk as I try and sweep the piles back into place. My back is out. Again. Never mind.
Important business is afoot. Santa has just received two important letters. North pole business. Lots to do tiddly pom.
ps what is a snake remote control and a bakuun?